Today is a slightly exciting, slightly scary day for me. Exciting because I got my very first lot of try-at-home frames in the mail, scary because when I decided to start this project, I also decided I was going to show you pictures of each frame on my face, which mean…photos of me. Eek! This freaks me out for a million different reasons, but there are three very big ones. To start with, I’m one of those people that are biologically disposed to taking bad photographs—something happens when cameras are pointed at me which results in an unnaturally bad representation of my appearance. Secondly, the weight I’ve gained over the past few years while fighting against my less-than-helpful body, shows in my face. Lastly, you will all know what I look like, and my romantic notion of you picturing me as a Christina Hendricks look-a-like will be forever gone. I’m starting out with a bang too, because these particular shots are taken on my shoddy webcam with no makeup on—so, be kind, yeah?
Okay, enough about my tragic insecurities and bizarre fantasies, to the glasses!
To start with, I picked up my lovely Versace frames on the weekend and was super excited to see what kind of response they’d get from my family. Nothing. Seriously, not one person noticed them. Thanks for caring family, I’ll just go sit in the corner and be invisible. Or show someone who cares:
Those will be my everyday frames, but I’m still desperate to get something more fun. Enter Sneaking Duck—the first of my Spectacle Spectacular contenders. They arrived yesterday in a basic plastic parcel pack, which I was a bit worried about because I know how rough couriers are with parcels. Inside, was a simple black case which, on opening, reveals a row of frames, all individually tagged with the frame’s name. The parcel also included a postage-paid return envelope, and an order form.
All the frames are fitted with plano (non-prescription) lenses, with the individual frame’s serial number on the left arm and “Sneaking Duck” on the right arm. The arm hinges seam nice and sturdy and, on most of the frames, are actually set into the arm, rather than just stuck to it. While all the frames are lightweight, they don’t look or feel cheap as can happen with plastic and wood frames.
The first frame I picked was chosen more for the name than anything. Scrumper’s Delight sounded like something absolutely wonderful…until I looked it up and discovered that “scrumper” actually means an utter loser. These frames are far from that description. A mid-brown wood frame, with almost-perfect circle lens-space, and a wide bridge, these frames create images of old-timey accountants, or snivelling evil sidekicks. They feel very comfortable, and fit neatly to the face, without pressing at the side of the head like some firmer fitting frames do. Sadly though, I think they are a little too petite for my face.
Frame two: the aptly named Decision. This was a frame I liked, but kind of knew I wouldn’t love. That said, this frame is still quite lovely. The top and arms of the frame are a true black, fading from the half-way point to a mottled black-clear mix. The small silver arrow-points at the temples are a nice feature to the slightly oval lenses, and the narrow bridge helps them to sit nice and high on the nose. I think if I was looking for a basic frame for everyday wear, these would absolutely be in contention, but in the fun stakes, they’re probably a bit on the tame side.
The third frame I threw in because it’s similar to the shape I usually always go for, so I knew it would suit me. That, and I’m in love with the name—Peek-can Pie! Cute, right? This rounded oblong frame is a much wider fit which I wouldn’t consider if I had a petite face, as it would be far too big. For my wider face though, these are a great fit, complimenting my shape and skin colour really well. Another mid-brown wood frame, Peek-can Pie’s arms are a lighter, more pine-like colouring tinged with burnt-wood trim. If I could afford a spare pair of everyday frames, hands-down these would be the purchase.
I had high hopes for Blue Hole, although secretly thought they’d look horrible on me. I was pleasantly surprised—they look pretty good! This beautiful blue-grey distressed wood, and pine-armed frame is trimmed perfectly with silver arrow-head details at the temple. Verging towards square-oval rather than circle with a key-hole shaped bridge; these are a perfect cross between classic and modern. They sit, perfectly haughty-like on the nose, and fit around the head comfortably. I’m seriously thinking about these as sunglasses.
Last, but certainly not least. In fact, Noggin is my favourite frame of the lot. With a lens shape very similar to Scrumper’s Delight, this slightly larger frame gives the appearance of the old-school dorky, bookish kid—precisely what I’m looking for, strangely enough. The classic tortoise-shell frame is complemented nicely by the black arms and rectangle temple features. These frames fit a bit firmer than the others, with the arms curving around to hug you head, and the wider bridge allowing the frame fit the nose, rather than simply resting on it. For what I’m currently looking for, I think this was my favourite of the lot, but these certainly aren’t a frame for the faint of heart.
Overall, I was really impressed with Sneaking Duck. The delivery time (ordered last Thursday, arrived today) was pretty on-par with other parcels I’ve received from Sydney. The box they came in, while a little dusty and worn, was nice, and made the whole experience all a bit more fun. Free return postage is also a big win for me, as I probably wouldn’t have bothered if I’d had to shell out twenty dollars to return them.
The frames themselves, as I said earlier, seem to be of reasonable quality. They’re certainly not in the top echelons of glasses frames, but they are a far cry from many of the better-known brands in the same price range. Speaking of which, at $AU180.00 for the first pair of prescription glasses, and $AU90.00 for each additional pair, Sneaking Duck is definitely value for money. They do charge an additional $AU60.00 for stronger scripts, which is worth noting if you’re on the more visually impaired end of the sight scale.
An added bonus is that Sneaking Duck also does prescription sunglasses. These are a bit more expensive, but at $AU230.00 for the first pair and $AU140.00 for additional pairs, they are still well within the cheaper range for prescription sunnies. The collection of frames for sunnies is the virtually same as that for regular glasses, with a few additions, however the sunnies are not currently available as try-at-homes. That said, ordering the regular frames allows you to test them out just as well, and without the annoying inability to really see because the lenses are too dark.
I opened my computer racking my brain on what to write about tonight, and found I didn’t have to worry at all—I’d already left myself the perfect reminder. Wasting time this afternoon, I came across Paperface Studios on Etsy and, falling totally in love with the beautiful jewellery, left the page open to blog about it later. And then promptly forgot. I have the memory of a fish.
But enough about me, let me tell you about Paperface Studios. Marcella’s Etsy store is filled with whimsical and lovingly crafted jewellery, all hand-crafted and made from beautiful materials like sterling silver, brass, and glass. Her current items include an array of stunning necklaces, sweet earing, pretty bracelets, and intricate cufflinks from the downright cute (little black sheep), to the charming (real dandelions in lockets). What’s more, she does custom orders, so if there’s something you like, but want to change it up a bit, she can totally do it for you.
Store: Paperface Studios
Store Locations: Online, via Etsy
International Shipping: YES! See delivery info for details.
Best Bits: Handcrafted jewellery made from sterling silver, brass, glass, and resin. Great range of styles and intricate designs, many coming in a number of colours or shapes. Ready-made and DIY items available, as well as custom order options. Great quality images and descriptions, so you know exactly what you’re getting. Reasonably priced—even more reason to buy up big (not that I need it). All necklaces include chain at no extra cost.
(All prices in AUD, based on current exchange rates)
1. Tarnish-free Silver Antlers on Sterling Silver Chain: $30.65
2. Silver-plated Wishbone Necklace on Sterling Silver Chain: $24.52
3. Silver-plated Pinwheel Necklace on Sterling Silver Chain: $22.48
4. Sterling Silver Bird Bracelet: $20.43
5. Red Heart Glass Locket Necklace on Sterling Silver Chain: $26.56
6. Tiny Sand Dollar Necklace on Sterling Silver Chain: $26.56
7. Dandelion Locket Necklace on Sterling Silver Chain: $26.56
The weather here is unbearably wet. It has rained almost non-stop for the past week or so, and isn’t supposed to stop for a few more days yet. Everything has that sticky, damp feel to it, and smells slightly musty. And every one of my joints feels like it needs a good oiling, which is why I’ve been absent—my hands especially don’t like the wet. Yuck.
On a completely separate note, let’s talk about movies. I love a good movie, especially when it’s rainy, but usually seeing a movie once is enough. There are, however, a small collection of movies that I could watch a million times over and never tire of at all. Top of this list is Pretty Woman.
I’m not even sure why, but Pretty Woman has always been one of the few movies I can’t pull myself away from, no matter how many times I see it. The other night I was just passing through the lounge on the way to bed, when I noticed it was on. Suddenly, I’m curled on the sofa waiting for Richard Gere to punch Jason Alexander in the nose. I don’t know what happened—some kind of ovaries-magnet they build into certain Romcoms?—but I couldn’t tear myself away, even though I was exhausted.
One thing I do know is that the fashion in that movie, even though it was made in 1990, is wonderful. Yes, there are a few very eighties/nineties moments, but the key scenes are styled so well that much of Julia Roberts’ attire would very easily work today. To prove my point, I trolled the web and found a few examples of the most pivotal wardrobe pieces. Because I know not everyone has a Hollywood budget (uh, me, to start with), I’ve found a few different price ranges for each item.
The Red Jacket
The jacket Vivian wears in the opening scenes—the red and black one that goes oh-so-well with her belly-baring, hooker attire—is actually pretty darn stylish. It was clearly designed to look a bit raggedy, but with an update, I reckon it would look something like this:
Remember when he walks into the bar to meet her for their dinner with Mr Morse and his nephew? BAM! He’s knocked out with how much of a knockout she is (see what I did there?)! That Little Black Lace Dress (LBLD) is perfect—sexy without being slutty, classy without being mumsy. Every woman needs that dress.
That Red Gown
Okay, so it was the end of the eighties, puffy sleeves and gloves were big. But the eighties have made a comeback, and the scene where he sees her in that gown was easily one of the best moments of the movie. I actually really like the original dress but, alas, this is the closest I could find:
The Polka Dot Dress
Who could forget the polo match, where Julia’s character handled herself so well, even with Stuckey’s smarminess bothering her? And her outfit—flawless! Every time I watch the movie, I spend the next few months pining for the perfect polka-dot dress. Somehow that dress is going to make me cool, sophisticated, and fantastically attractive to all men-kind.
While we’re on the topic of cool, this scene from the movie (one of my faves), repeated twenty years later = brilliant:
What movie can you watch over and over?
It’s been a dull, rainy day here, and I’ve had lots of pattern cutting to do, which has given me plenty of time to watch the Oscars. I have to tell you though, don’t remember too many of the lucky winners because, as usual, I was too busy looking at all the pretty dresses.
I love awards season fashion. I love seeing the gents all suited up because, let’s face it, nothing is as sexy as a man in a suit. Nothing. But the ladies are why I watch. Seeing gorgeous women swanning along the Red Carpet looking like princesses always excites me. I love seeing what they decided was ‘it’ this year, and watching my favourites get it just right.
I don’t love the cattiness of ‘worst dressed lists’ and snide comments about who ‘got it wrong’. Celebrities may choose to be famous, but nobody chooses, or deserves, to be attacked simply because their idea of style is different to someone else’s…unless you think Mullet perms are ok. So I’m not going to share any of the train wrecks with you. Instead, here’s my top three Oscars looks for 2013:
Naomi Watts looked stunning (as usual) in this Giorgio Armani Prive gown. I love the slightly Art Deco-ness of it…and the copious amounts of sparkles.
Jessica Chastain was a walking Oscars statuette. Another Armani Prive frock, this little number was classic glamour, and looked stunning with her red lips and gorgeous titian curls.
Proving waifish white girls aren’t the only ones who can shine in a gown, Octavia Spencer looked every bit the princess in her custom Tadashi Shoji. I love it.
And remember how I was saying kindness is stylish? Well, so is chivalry. I cheered a little when Hugh Jackman came to Jennifer Lawrence’s rescue after she tripped on the stairs.
Can the man be any more divine?
Okay, so maybe my topic choice tonight seems like a bit of a stretch. But, seriously, when have you ever thought someone who was kind to you was unfashionable for their actions. Personally, I think kindness is the coolest look ever.
This is my birthday haul. Yes, haul. All that stuff is from just three brilliant, fantastic, Ah-mazing ladies, who just happen to be three of my bestest friends in the whole world (and not just because that give me cool shiz). Not only have I been showered with gifts tonight, I’ve been completely overwhelmed by kindness.
Tonight was to be a movie night/dinner at Helva’s place—just a casual get-together, not unlike many we have had in the past. I kinda knew something was up, however, when the planning took a decidedly “hands-off, Heidi!” turn. And by “up”, I mean geared towards a semi-surprise party for me. My suspicions were confirmed on arrival at Helva’s, mainly from the copious amounts of wrapped items sitting in wait. That said, every gift was a pleasant surprise. Not going to lie, dying to finish this post so I can pore through my books before sleep.
But wait…there’s more! (Nineties home shopping, anyone?). There had been some mention of frocking up for this movie night which, quite frankly, I was incredibly un-keen for this afternoon—I was, in fact, an inch away from donning trackies and a tee. Luckily, I chose some semblance of a dress-leggings combo, because it turned out that their little surprise included a lovely dinner at one of Toowoomba’s finest restaurants.
I had a bit of a whinge about not looking the part, and not being prepared to go out for dinner, etc. But within five minutes of sitting down I’d forgotten all about the lack of make-up and unbrushed hair. Dinner was delicious. If you’re ever in Toowoomba, head to Veraison—it’s not cheap, but each bite is worth a week’s salary. The company was spectacular, although we probably need to work on our inside voices and topic choices. Er, rhyme not intended. And the sentiment behind it was utterly wonderful.
As I type this last bit I’m tearing up, but for very different reasons than those, that left me foetal on my bed earlier today. The past few weeks (months, years) have really shaken me. I’ve spent many days wondering how to dig myself out of this ever-widening hole, and many more days simply deciding it’s maybe just not worth the effort. Tonight three ladies proved me wrong, because just getting to spend time with them makes it worth all the effort.
Helva, Wabi, and Rendez, thank you. I know I had a moan over the unexpectedness of it all, but I truly appreciated tonight. Thank you for being such wonderful, caring, beautiful women. Kindness looks good on you.